Monday, April 26, 2004

Dave Chappelle is hosting a giant awards show, and he says, "Wait, wait-- I need a hat on my head," and raises his arms, and this giant crane-thing starts extending, this platform that he's on rises up and into the audience and he swoops out there, I guess in order to snatch a hat off somebody's head.

Earlier, I was trying to have band practice but my mom and Kevin Coelho's mom were there and kept talking to me. At one point they both suggest that I sell my Access Indigo keyboard. There were also two little girls, eating sandwiches at a table. They were maybe 4 or 5 years old, and both of them were talking about their mommies' gambling problems and how that affected them. Oh wait, one of them was MY sister. They both knew what the word "bookie" meant.