Tuesday, March 16, 2004
There's this candy called TOMMYBELL that's made by a guy named Tommy Tommydough and his wife who is Betsy Blass. Her nipples are elongated towers of glass, 2-4 inches long, and periodically new little pillars push through the skin around the nipple, drawing no blood. Tommy breaks off these new pieces and makes the candy along with some kind of similar liquid ingredient from his scrotum, but I didn't see what that was.
Posted by St. Januarius at 2:05 PM