Friday, March 19, 2004

I'm at Jake's parents' house, it's really late at night and there are some relatives over. I have to pee really badly, I think I may have been drinking, and I go into this bedroom where two little girls are in their pajamas in a bed. On the other side of the room there is a toilet but no stall, and I go over there to pee. Right adjacent to the toilet, almost touching my right arm, is a hamper full of dirty clothes. Looking down, I catch myself peeing into the hamper by accident, and correct myself, but it somehow happens a second and third time. I pretend that I have pretended to pee into the hamper just in case the little girls have noticed, but I am not sure if they have. It turns out that they have and that my little trick did not fool them. I feel ashamed.